Make a Wish!

许个愿吧！
Every morning on his way to work, a businessman passed a house where he saw a woman beating her boy on the head with a loaf of bread. But on this particular day, he noticed that she was hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, he rang the doorbell and the woman answered.
"Madam, I couldn't help but notice that every day you beat your child with a loaf of bread..."
"That's true ..."
"And yet today I observed that you were hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake."
"Well, today's his birthday."
每天早晨一位商人在上班途中都会经过一户人家，他总是看见一个女人用一条面包打她儿子的头部。但今天却比较特别，他发现她正用一块巧克力蛋糕打他的头。
他忍不住好奇，便按了那户人家的门铃。女人听了铃声，出来开门。
“这位太太，每天经过这里我都忍不住会注意到你用一条面包打你儿子......”
“那倒是不假......”
“可是今天我却看见你用一块巧克力蛋糕打他。”
“今天是他生日嘛。”