And You Think You've Got Problems

你认为你有问题吗?
"Boy, have I got problems!" the man said to the psychiatrist.
"Go ahead and tell me about them."
"Well, to start with, I've got an estate in the country, three Mercedes and a luxury yacht."
"So, what's the problem?"
"I only make $100 a week!"
“乖乖,我真的有毛病了!”一位老兄对精神病医生说道。
“继续说,告诉我你的问题。”
“喔,是这样的,我在乡下有房地产,另外还外有三辆奔驰和一艘豪华游艇。”
“那问题在哪里呢?”
“我一星期只赚一百块美金!”