零起点美语-Oh My God!

Oh My God!

Two animals, Porky the pig and Donald the duck, see something strange to them. (P=Porky; D=Donald)
P : What's that four-legged furry thing?
D : Beats me. Why don't you get him to tell us who he is?
P : OK. Let me try. Hey! Hi, idiot!
D : Hey, Porky! Look at the tag hanging around its neck. It says G-O-D, God! Your're in big trouble.
P : Oh, please forgive me. I didn't mean to call you an idiot, God.
D : Wait a minute! I read the tag backwards. It says D-O-G. Dog?
P : Oh my God! What a relief! By the way, where did you learn to read English?
D : Uh...I'd better not say.

两只动物, 波奇猪和唐老鸭, 看到很奇怪的东西。
波奇猪：那个四只脚毛绒绒的东西是什么啊？
唐老鸭：问倒我了。你为什么不叫他跟我们讲他是谁？
波奇猪：好吧。我试试看。嘿！嗨, 白痴！
唐老鸭：嘿, 波奇！看看他脖子上挂的牌子。上面写着“老天爷”, 老天爷！你麻烦大啰！
波奇猪：哦, 请你原谅我。我不是有意叫你白痴的, 老天爷。
唐老鸭：等一下！我把牌子看反了。上面写的是“狗”。狗？
波奇猪：我的天啊！真是松了口气！哦, 对了, 你在哪里学会看英文的？
唐老鸭：呃……我还是不说的好。