零起点美语-Muscular My Foot!

Muscular My Foot!

Jill is talking to her boyfriend, Mack. (J=Jill; M=Mack)
J : You'd better watch your diet, Mack. You're getting really fat!
M : It's alright. I'm not fat. I'm muscular.
J : Muscular my foot! You're flabby. Do you want to be another Michael Hebrank?
M : Are you kidding? That guy weighed 1,000 pounds. He was a couch potato.
J : Well, you're not far from that.
M : Come on! I'm a big guy.
J : Well, either you lose weight or I'm out of here.
M : Gee, don't you know that the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach?
J : Yes. But in your case, there's so much fat around your stomach, I'll never make it to your heart.

吉尔正在和她的男友梅克谈话。
吉尔：你最好注意你的饮食,梅克。你愈来愈胖了！
梅克：没关系啦。我不是胖, 我是强壮。
吉尔：强壮个什么！你是肌肉松软。你想变成另一个迈克尔‧赫布兰克吗？
梅克：开什么玩笑？那家伙有一千磅重。他整天都坐着看电视。
吉尔：这个嘛, 你也好不到哪里去。
梅克：拜托！我是个魁梧的男子汉。
吉尔：呃, 你要是不减肥, 我就走人。
梅克：天啊,难道你不知道想抓住男人的心最好先抓住他的胃吗？
吉尔：我知道。但是就你的情况来说,你胃的四周有那么多脂肪, 我永远也别想抓到你的心。