How to Improve Your English

Mack is talking to his friend Don.
(M = Mack, D = Don)
M : Hi, Don! How are you doing in your English class?
D : Not so well, I'm afraid.
M : What's the problem?
D : I'm not improving. Tell me, how come your English is so good?
M : Well, uh...I have an American girlfriend.
D : Aha! That's it. Now I know what to do. (He runs off.)
M : Hey, come back! I was just kidding!

梅克正在和他的朋友唐聊天。
梅克:嗨, 唐!你英文课上得怎么样?
唐:恐怕不怎么理想。
梅克:出了什么问题?
唐:我一直没进步。告诉我, 为什么你的英文那么棒?
梅克:呃, 这个吗……我交了个美国女朋友。
唐:啊哈!就是这样。现在我知道该怎么做了!
(他跑走了。)
梅克:嘿, 回来啊!我只是在开玩笑!