零起点美语-Yes, Sir

Yes, Sir

The teacher wakes me up from my dream.
(T=Teacher; M=me)
T : Get up, you lazybones!
M : Oh...sorry, sir. I must have fallen asleep.
T : You bet. And we could see you shaking like a leaf.
M : Really? Wow! Thank goodness I was dreaming.
T : What? You were dreaming in class and you are happy about it?
M : Uh...yes, sir.
T : What? Do you take me for a fool?
M : Yes, sir...I mean no, sir.
T : As punishment you are to write "I must not sleep in class" 100 times.
M : No, sir.
T : Wrong. You should say, "Yes, sir."
M : Whatever, sir.
T : Oh, I give up.
M : Good, sir.

老师把我从梦中叫醒。
老师：起床了, 你这懒骨头！
我　：哦……对不起, 老师。我一定是睡着了。
老师：当然。我们还看到你抖得好厉害。
我　：真的吗？哇！感谢老天爷我是在做梦。
老师：什么？你上课做梦还自鸣得意？
我　：嗯……是的, 老师。
老师：什么？你把我当傻瓜吗？
我　：是的, 老师……我是说不是, 老师。
老师：我要罚你写“我上课时绝不可以打瞌睡”一百遍。
我　：不要, 老师。
老师：错了。你应该说：“是的, 老师。”
我　：随便, 老师。
老师：哦, 我放弃了。
我　：太好了, 老师。