A Weighty Problem

Eve and Adam are talking. (E=Eve; A=Adam)
E : Do you know I've put on 5 kilos since going out with you?
A : Why's that?
E : You're always taking me to fancy restaurants.
A : Well, you don't have to eat so much when we eat out, you know.
E : But I can't resist all the delicious food.
A : Besides, it's not cheap.
E : I guess you're right. Maybe I should start cooking again. (Adam turns pale.)
A : Uh...Let's just forget about your weight problem, OK? I don't care how fat you are.
E : Really?

夏娃和亚当在交谈。
夏娃:你知道我开始和你约会以后增加了五公斤吗?
亚当:怎么会这样呢?
夏娃:你每次都带我上豪华的餐馆。
亚当:呃, 你知道的嘛, 我们出去吃的时候你可以不必吃那么多啊。
夏娃:但是我抗拒不了那些美食的诱惑。
亚当:况且那样吃一次也不便宜。
夏娃:我想你说得对。也许我应该再开始做饭。(亚当的脸色变得苍白。)
亚当:呃……我们把你过重的问题忘掉好不好?我才不在乎你有多胖。
夏娃:真的吗?